Pope Francis eulogizing the new gTLDs at the Vatican.
In a ground-breaking announcement, the Catholic Church announced late on Sunday that new gTLD registrants are not “soul-less humanoids.”
The Holy See officials at the Vatican issued this announcement:
“His Holiness, Pope Francis, embraces all other cultures, civilizations and beliefs; it is with pure joy that as of today, we officially embrace, and extend a nurturing shelter to all domain investors that own new gTLDs.”
This remarkable statement by the Vatican comes as no surprise; for months, large new gTLD registries, such as Donuts, Inc. and Uniregistry have been lobbying for a change in the status quo.
“All domainers are now equal before God, and we can finally move on with a positive, constructive spirit,” said Frank Schilling, founder and CEO of Uniregistry.
A similar statement was issued by Donuts, Inc.:
“The old religion has embraced the new religion, and we’re confident that 2017 will be a great year for our gTLD portfolio.”
If you have new gTLD domains, you now qualify to be a member of the Domain Church, as of today, without the need to spend years upon years of excommunication at the domain Purgatory.
Amen.
