Obese domainers a no-go at European domainer conferences

More of you to love? Obese domainers need to take notice.

Get on with the times: eating too much and not exercising enough can damage your health, but would it affect your domainer rights?

The overall consensus seems to be that if you plan to attend any domainer conferences scheduled outside of the US, you might need to go on a diet first.

“We definitely see a large number of overly obese domainers in the US conferences”, said Frank Fasoli, event coordinator for DomainFest.

“By obese we mean those folks that are over 250 lbs and who tend to go to domainer conferences simply for the free buffet. As such, we kept the food availability low at DomainFest NY, offering only bagels and coffee.”

Meanwhile, European domainers appear to be slender and they exercise more than their American counterparts. In large parts of Europe, daily cycling to work or walking around the cities is a natural function that healthy-conscious domainers ascribe to.

Of course, there are exceptions to the rule.

“I pity those domainers that have not experienced a half-marathon or an intense triathlon”, said Shane Cultra of DomainShane.com.

“When I am doing my daily 10k run I am reaching domainer nirvana, which allows me to register better domains”, Shane added, while putting on his running shoes.

Rick Latona categorically denied some rumors that TRAFFIC will engage in weighing participants before and after the conferences and those with a severe gain would have to pay a fee for over-eating.

With the upcoming TRAFFIC conference set for South Beach, Miami in October domainers are advised to trim those waistlines by exercising and to abstain from fatty foods or excess alcohol – there will be mass quantities of food available at the conference to make up for lost time!

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