Milpitas, California – Yahoot News
Nothing can stop ultra-giant Google, as it continues to consume corporations that stand in its path. What used to be a non-evil company has grown to become a digital empire, many times over the size of its nearest competitor in every field.
Google stores mass quantities of data, such as emails, photographs, search results, phone numbers – some say, even DNA samples from every human on earth.
In an attempt to show a more humane face, Google has launched a new service – which promises to offer free vacations to everyone on earth. In doing so, Google has destroyed Expedia; its future is now at stake due to the zero cost of ordering vacations through Google Earth!
“We are absolutely and most definitely going to offer travel services to everyone in the world, for free, through Google Earth”, said Maria Mezzanotti, project manager for Google Earth Travel International – the spinoff company that utilizes Google Earth for travelers.
“Why spend thousands of dollars on tickets, trip preparations, unnecessary stress and physical exhaustion – when you can simply select any point on the planet and spend time there, by using Google Earth?“, she added with a half-smile.
“I love Google Earth, of course I’ll book some vacation with them – maybe Hawaii or Central America, not sure yet”, said Thomas Fabercastel of Maryland. “I don’t even need to take my camera for pictures, I’ll just download them from Flickr – thank goodness for those silly people that actually visited those places. “
“Oh my God, I hate being sweaty! Like, why travel on a plane with strangers and such, forget it! I will use Google Earth to visit China and Thailand and Monaco and Japan with my online boyfriend!”, said a joyful Lisa from New York.
Google Earth is about to revolutionize the traveling behavior of millions of people, who are used to hanging out at Facebook with friends, gossip about their lives on Twitter and who gather to party at MySpace pages. Google Earth destinations will now offer the much needed relaxation from the stressful virtual reality experienced by today’s busy individuals.
