10 Reasons why Easter is bad for Domaining

It’s true: holidays are bad for business.

When you think that you’ll relax, take a break, eat, drink and get merry, you don’t consider the consequences.

Easter is particularly bad for domaining, and here are the top 10 reasons why.

• We feast on a bunch of food that drains our blood from our brains – instantly making bad decisions with domains.
• My Christian friends know I’ll be drowsy from too much food and they don’t want to discuss domains.
• My Jewish friends don’t want to interrupt my religious practice and they don’t bring up discussing domains.
• My Muslim friends call me up to discuss domains and they realize I’m too drowsy from the Easter feast.
• I only know of one Mason and although he does want to talk about domains on Easter, he never calls me.
• Too many foolish people believe Easter is about the Easter Bunny and they try to track it.
• Domain registrars don’t give discounts during Easter. Unlike, say, Christmas.
• I have to call my family up and talk on the phone for a long time. The worst part is when my dad starts talking about domains.
• Francois Carrillo is feasting as well and is unaware of how many times Domaining.com crashed with a database not found error.
• Monday after Easter is still a public holiday in Greece. No wonder, business is lagging.

Happy Easter, everyone!

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