The Chef and Captain of DNCruise
As the news broke of a failed cruise ship that left its 3,300 passengers stranded and without food or hot water, Chef Patrick – famous for his highly successful DNCruise – rushed to an announcement:
“This would never happen during my watch! I worked hard to ensure that the ship would be the best one of the Carnival fleet.
The Carnival Splendor that had problems in the past was passed by and we booked the Carnival Imagination instead. Proves you once more that I know what I am talking about!”, said a triumphant Chef while munching on a Subway foot-long.
These days cruises bring in an estimated 13 million travelers that originate in the US alone; the DNCruise was the 1st organized domainers’ conference on a ship and very successful at it.
If it did happen not to worry.
I hear Chef can do some wonderful things with canned Spam and Pop Tarts.
Heck yea, I love spam!