Domainers should expect more work in 2013, says Father Domainicus.
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus with a post-Christmas message.
I trust you enjoyed the holy days with full abstention from any activity related to domain investing and blogging. If you promised you would but didn’t, I would classify you among the hypocrites and lowly Sodomites that our Domain Lord despises.
In the year of our domain Lord, 2013, there will be plenty of opportunities to reap wealth and become a financially sound domain investor. Many members of our parish wonder, how would that be possible, Father Domainicus, with the fiscal cliff and bad economy molesting our wallets?
The answer is, with hard work, my brothers and sisters in domaining.
When those that you have voted in the form of a government decide to raise taxation, you learn to ascend the fiscal cliff by working harder, better, faster, longer. It is the only way, it is the Lord’s way – as long as you rest on his holy day per above.
Now, domain investors can claim that they cannot possibly stop to smell the roses once in a while. But it’s something that one learns to achieve, regardless of their surroundings.
Next time you feel so inclined to register an exotic TLD, such as .pw or .cc or other such deviation from the True Word, consider the hell that you’ll expect a year from now: renewals, empty wallets and other such pain.
Stay true to the word of our Domain Lord, who clearly states in Domaineronomy 4:20
“Blessed be the holders of the land of the trinity, the comyadi, netsavi and orgati, for the holders of lesser shepherding shall bring dry soil and despair to these lands.”
In this quote, the Domain Lord uses the symbolic words for “vessel”, “sheep” and “fruit” respectively. And that’s how you should operate your domain business in 2013: as a vessel to prosper, producing plenty of fruit and raising animals in metaphor.
Don’t forget to practice the ma’aser kesafim, giving 10% of your earnings to the poor domainer Sodomites that need it.
I leave you with a vigorous embrace and a brotherly kiss on both cheeks, until we meet again.
~Father Domainicus.
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