Two years ago, poor students formed unions to recover from the post-pandemic blues and strategize their domain acquisitions from sleepy registrants.
The year prior, the same students had struggled to make ends meet, having to wear Covid-19 masks everywhere.
Now it’s 2024 and the year that Artificial Intelligence (AI) has proven to be the solution to every smart person’s life problems. Anything you want to resolve, calculate, identify, or create can be made with the help of AI.
It goes without saying that the poor student domainers are infiltrating their targets using AI.
Batsunas Maspalionis from Moldova told us:
“I finds old mens and womens that have domains from 1993 or 1994 and sents them emails I write, with AI of course. Message clear: Give us domain, give you PoopCoin or other crypto Elon Musk sell. And make good picture with AI of me and bank account money, convince for sale. They do!”
According to Maspalionis whose cousin also does the same “job” on the weekends as a break from his 9-3 bank job, the students from Moldova bring in between $10,000 and $15,681 dollars every month from flipping such acquisitions. They use ChatGPT and other free tools to smooth-talk their way with potential domain sellers. In the summer they plan to attend NamesCon.
“We go and be with real domainers, fun situation! Meet Domain King, or who come. I show bank account, real, with monies from domain sales, very exciting!”
If you go to NamesCon in the summer, make sure you greet these poor students from Moldova. Just triple-lock your domains.
those kids don’t even look poor,they are the rich white kids of the private school…look at the nice juicy apple and the glass of vodka.
look at the brand new sweaters they are wearing and the pearly white teeth
too perfect to look poor