The new Donuts/Amazon logo.
Donuts, Inc., a multi-discipline domain Registry, is allegedly acquiring uber-retailer, Amazon.com.
The astronomical deal, pending approval by the Donuts, Inc. shareholders, involves $1.5 trillion dollars in new gTLD valuation, company stock and all the cash in the corporate cafeteria’s register.
Amazon.com founder, Jeff Bezos, stated about the deal:
“We are thrilled to be acquired by a company that knows what it’s doing. Paul Stahura is a lifetime Prime member and has spent millions of dollars on Amazon products. It’s only fair to sell Amazon.com to a great customer, instead of a Chinese competitor.”
The sale of Amazon.com to Donuts, Inc. represents the single biggest transaction in human history, far exceeding the sale of 2 goats by Abraham to his sons, when adjusted for inflation.
Jeff Bezos put Amazon.com up for sale a few weeks ago, by adding a “BIN” button; Paul Stahura, a Prime member since 2001, clicked it and bought the entire company in an “one click” purchase.
“We live in exciting times,” said the Donuts, Inc. CEO, Paul Stahura, revealing the new Donuts, Inc. logo.
“By acquiring Amazon.com we are able to sell domains directly to millions of consumers that are addicted to Amazon Prime, such as myself. Great things ahead for domain investors, have no doubt!” exclaimed Stahura.
Soon, when visiting Amazon.com you’ll be shown a “BIN” button for registering gTLD domains owned by Donuts, Inc.
Congratulations to Jeff Bezos and Paul Stahura for this monumental alignment of human capital.
You never cease to amaze with the depth of your inside knowledge. Shareholder approval will certainly not be an issue…
Scott – Thanks, looking forward to presenting more exciting news in the future, whether it’s parody – such as this one – or real.