July 4th is the quintessential American holiday, and American domainers are definitely going to get the most out of it.
Here at DomainGang we wish everyone a Happy July 4th, providing you with an early guide for Independence Day.
Enjoy! 😀
- While busy on the grill, don’t leave your iPhone or other smarthphone too close to the fire. It *will* explode.
- Speaking of explosions: fireworks are not toys, they can maim or kill. Always follow safety instructions.
- Even if you drink Bud light, too many buds and you’re officially drunk. Avoid driving – or registering domains – while under the influence. Use a designated driver and hide your credit cards!
- Baked beans produce gas and it’s ok among buddies, but ladies don’t want you to smell like a moose. Use deodorant or avoid the beans!
- Don’t post your BBQ pictures on Facebook, without checking your fly first.
- If you go swimming, use plenty of sunscreen. TRAFFIC is still three months away, but if you get a nasty sunburn, it can last til Christmas.
- Check out Fireworks.com – the most generic 4th of July domain you can get.
“Avoid (…) registering domains under the influence” is very smart advice indeed.
Happy 4th of July, Americans!