Father Domanicus – Our channel to the Domain Lord.
It is late Sunday evening, my brothers and sisters in domaining; once, I was told that by prayer and abstinence I would conquer any abysmal depth caused by the flu virus.
Alas, as a domainer of the clergy, I am often exposed to fellow members of our congregation, and such an active involvement in the matters of our Domain Church, often results in a non-deliberate infection.
Not prone to resort to yelling “blast and damnation!” I have been fighting the flu virus for two consecutive 24-hour periods. Apple-scented tea with cinnamon being the best remedy passed upon me by my grandmother, I consumed a large tea-pot of the condiment, along with crackers, cheese and fine Italian salami.
Domainers are strong creatures, particularly when food and beverages are abundant – and they shall be so at the TRAFFIC conference blessed upon by our Domain Lord.
I shall return tomorrow, Labor Day, to bless our congregation with a tiny specimen of my flu virus, in order to ensure your controlled exposure to the flu strand – thus delivering an inoculation to all.
All my love and a kiss with a snuffly, runny nose.
~Father Domainicus.
