Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus with some splendid news on this fine last Monday of April.
After much deliberation, our omnipotent Domain Church has proceeded with the sanctification of two remarkable domainers, who as its pillars have kept our community alive.
This extraordinary sanctification of two healthy, living brothers, Brother Rick and Brother Frank, comes as direct inspiration by our Domain Lord.
Please join me in this short prayer, as we celebrate St. Rick The Divine and St. Frank The Unipresent!
“Oh, blessed be those who sing with jubilation the hallelujah, oh bless be those who love our Domain Church! Let a thousand trumpets engulf the Evangelists of our Domain Church! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!”
I invite you all to congratulate Brother Rick and Brother Frank for this heavenly accomplishment, in the name of our Domain Lord, amen!
~Father Domainicus.
St. Rick The Divine
St. Frank The Unipresent
