Father Domainicus: The Sanctification of two Domainers!
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus with some splendid news on this fine last Monday of April. After much deliberation, our omnipotent Domain Church has proceeded with the sanctification of two remarkable domainers, who as its pillars have kept our community alive. This extraordinary sanctification of two healthy, […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Blessed be the Water School and those that support it
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining – this is Father Domainicus, with a special message before the holy days of Christmas. Many wealthy domainers openly proclaim their wealth status, announcing huge accomplished deals or other such joint ventures. And that is fair in life, as they are blessed by our Domain Lord […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Pull the diamonds from the rough
Greetings and salutations, my fellow brothers and sisters in Domaining. This is Father Domainicus, and I will deliver a short message this fine Tuesday evening. Many of us are familiar with the devastation currently occurring in parts of New Jersey. I am not referring to sightings of a postpartum depression-laden Jersey Shore sweetheart, Snooki, but […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: The pitiful results of the dot .JUNK auction
Good Sunday morning, my brothers and sisters in domaining, this is Father Domainicus with an important recap about a particular domain auction. During the past several weeks, many members of our domainer congregation received several email messages, urging them to bid on .JUNK domains. The emails, sent by Marysa Lykhas – a blonde woman from […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: The Domainer Sodomites and the route to Salvation
Good morning, my brothers and sisters in Domaining; what a beautiful Sunday this is, and I am delighted to bring you a good-hearted Sunday sermon. As you know, spammers pretending to be domain investors are speculating on your current investments. While it is prudent to view every email and examine it carefully, for it might […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.The Domain Lord and the Twelve Domain Disciples
Good morning, my children in domaining. This is Father Domainicus with a special Easter message. As we’re heading towards the day of the Crucifixion of our Domain Lord – which is on Good Friday, tomorrow – it’s remarkable how many domainers are still searching Google for unrelated Easter elements. One such silly and unnatural element […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Greedy Domainers: You will not take them with you
Good Sunday afternoon, my brothers in domaining. This is Father Domainicus with a hastily-prepared Sunday sermon. As Easter is upon us, I ask you all: is greed worth an afterlife of torture in domain Hayl? Alas, most domainers don’t consider the single most important fact of life: Death. Do not feel intimidated or despaired, my […]
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