Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining – this is Father Domainicus, and on this fine Hump day I bring you splendid news about the domain industry.
Our Domain Church is expanding, and there are three new apostles that will deliver the word of our Domain Lord to the aboriginal tribes of South Florida.
Please join me in welcoming Brother Scott, a fine fellow popular for his Elvis suits, Brother Victor, known for his dance moves, and Sister Tracy, the domain princess.
All three will be partaking in the expansion of the South Florida chapter of the one, only, holy and indivisible Domain Church.
They bring along years of experience as professional domainers and good members of our parish; our Domain Church will flourish with their help and contribution.
Let’s all praise our Domain Lord for this blessing, and put our hands together in a jubilant hallelujah!
Have a wonderful rest of the week; yours truly,
~Father Domainicus.
