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GoDaddy to ship a Dildo with every Domain? New Adult Store Marketplace

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Having a great Friday so far?

GoDaddy apparently wants all domainers to enjoy a great time in their bedroom, along with the usual domain registrations.

Bob Parsons, the newlywed CEO of GoDaddy.com rarely discloses what’s behind the curtains of his multi-million dollar enterprise, despite his usual rantings at his blog, BobParsons.me

It appears that an entire sex toy store is sitting right on GoDaddy.com, fully equipped with strap-ons, vibrators and simulated vaginas, ready for you to add to your GoDaddy Shopping Cart. Just what every domainer needs.

We kid you not. The news was provided to us by NamesLot.com

What a brilliant idea, probably conceived after a long, busy day of domain registrations at GoDaddy Central. Someone, thought that it’d be fun to ship a dildo with every domain. With more than 40 million domains under his belt, Bob Parsons could soon be as huge as Hugh Hefner.

Perhaps, to remind domainers they are getting f@cked by ICANN? 😀

Here are some screenshots, click to view the actual items. Not safe for workunless you work at GoDaddy.com

Apparently GoDaddy loves it both ways

Want a glass dildo with your .com ?

Is that Danica Patrick's tush?

Would you order a sex toy from GoDaddy.com ?

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8 Responses to “GoDaddy to ship a Dildo with every Domain? New Adult Store Marketplace”
  1. Tia Wood says:

    Wow. I thought those screenshots were fake. What is GoDaddy thinking??

  2. Johnny says:

    Where is the link where you reg a domain and get the free dildo? I have a few hundred domains and can sell these free dildos on eBay or something…

  3. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Tia Wood – These are real, unretouched screenshots. GoDaddy loves ya! 😀
    Johnny – Apparently no “grandfathering” by GoDaddy. Gotta catch them all, starting now.

  4. John Martel says:

    I thought for a second you faked those screenshots, but they are real of course. It’s not like GD is selling those things though, it’s just like Amazon’s Marketplace. Anybody can setup a shop on GD’s Marketplace and sell stuff. I wouldn’t complain if GD decided to offer a bonus program like eBay that could be spend in the Marketplace. (I bet the merchant’s wouldn’t mind either.) No doubt by now they have a broad range of products, as you just demonstrated.

  5. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    John – Reality at times is stranger than fiction 😀 Somehow, I don’t see how GoDaddy’s domain marketplace is suitable for sex toys, despite the disclaimer and confirmation step they provide.

  6. Richard says:

    I can’t believe they’re allowed to just sell fake wieners like that off godaddy.com lmao

  7. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Richard – I wonder if they’re shaped off Bob Parson’s own! 😀

  8. Keral Patel says:

    Domaingang does makes a difference.

    The products are taken off now.

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