Milpitas, California – Yahoot News
Nothing can stop ultra-giant Google, as it continues to consume corporations that stand in its path. What used to be a non-evil company has grown to become a digital empire, many times over the size of its nearest competitor in every field.
Google stores mass quantities of data, such as emails, photographs, search results, phone numbers – some say, even DNA samples from every human on earth.
In an attempt to show a more humane face, Google has launched a new service – which promises to offer free vacations to everyone on earth. In doing so, Google has destroyed Expedia; its future is now at stake due to the zero cost of ordering vacations through Google Earth!
“We are absolutely and most definitely going to offer travel services to everyone in the world, for free, through Google Earth”, said Maria Mezzanotti, project manager for Google Earth Travel International – the spinoff company that utilizes Google Earth for travelers.
“Why spend thousands of dollars on tickets, trip preparations, unnecessary stress and physical exhaustion – when you can simply select any point on the planet and spend time there, by using Google Earth?“, she added with a half-smile.
“I love Google Earth, of course I’ll book some vacation with them – maybe Hawaii or Central America, not sure yet”, said Thomas Fabercastel of Maryland. “I don’t even need to take my camera for pictures, I’ll just download them from Flickr – thank goodness for those silly people that actually visited those places. “
“Oh my God, I hate being sweaty! Like, why travel on a plane with strangers and such, forget it! I will use Google Earth to visit China and Thailand and Monaco and Japan with my online boyfriend!”, said a joyful Lisa from New York.
Google Earth is about to revolutionize the traveling behavior of millions of people, who are used to hanging out at Facebook with friends, gossip about their lives on Twitter and who gather to party at MySpace pages. Google Earth destinations will now offer the much needed relaxation from the stressful virtual reality experienced by today’s busy individuals.
uh, wow?
Ballmer is probably throwing chairs right now.
“…some say, even DNA samples from every human on earth.”
Lucius,
You are so right on.
Reliable sources tell me Google bought Monica Lewinsky’s infamous stained blue dress.
That’s the dress Bill Clinton “unloaded” on while he and Monica were cavorting in the Oral Office,
I mean Oval Office.
http://snurl.com/StainedBlueDress
I don’t think that curvy Miss Lewinsky would fit in that size zero dress.
Wow .. a virtual holiday ?!?! Seems like Google going to turn everything virtual in a few years … virtual holidays , virtual birthday parties , virtual driving thru the lanes of Bahamas lol .. You get my point ! Although , I like the Idea of Virtual Vacation but I think it would do more harm than good .. most people work hard to deserve a nice vacation in the end and set off sail with their loved ones but once the virtual holiday hits the market people won’t leave their homes and just end up being fatter and boring than they already are .
Thanks domaingang for the news ..I think DomainGang.com is pure madness!
I can’t wait for http://travel.google.com. Now I can use the money I saved for a trip to the Bahamas to pay to develop some awesome domains I hand typed this weekend (Mince Hoke is an angst-ridden genius!). Check em’ out!:
trannygrannypanties.com
heywheredmycaseofbeergo.com
damnicouldntaffordtogotoTRAFFICthisyear-notthatmywifebelievesthisdomainingthingwillgoanywhere.cc
I might even be able to cover my reg fees now.
btw:
DomainGang.com is pure madness!