New tool offers most accurate Domain Valuations

A new contender enters the domain valuation market scheduled to launch its services on March 1st, 2011.

The tool works differently than Valuate and Estibot while boasting of higher accuracy than its competitors.

In addition to combining several public stat information to generate an overall estimation, DreamCrusherBot also runs on proprietary P.I.G.E.O.N.S.H.I.T ( Please, I got enough of non-serious hitting income – Thanks. ) beta software written in Pigeons on Rails – a brand new Web 3.0 programming language.

A preview screenshot of how this tool works was sent to DomainGang:

“Finally, a domain valuation service for those who need to keep it real and are not afraid of having their hopes and dreams shattered for the crap they just bought”, Terry Hatcher from Georgia reviews.

Another reviewer believes DreamCrusherBot could lead to an increase in counseling service requests and face potential lawsuits.

“No one likes to hear negative feedback about a domain purchase as sensitivities should be high priority when criticizing someone else’s spontaneous purchase or smokes and mirrors investment. The least DreamCrusherBot could do is replace its harsh appraisal phrases with more positive phrasing.”

DreamCrusherBot – generated suggestions were:

“Pigeon Shit” replaced with “It might have potential”

“In Your Dreams, Idiot” replaced with “Don’t give up on your dreams. Just close your wallet.”

“Give Up Already” replaced with “Not time to quit your day job just yet”

How effectively DreamCrusherBot takes over the domain valuation market is yet to be determined as it is unknown if domainers will accept the more accurate appraisals of their domains in exchange for a little ego bruising.

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