Frank Schilling, founder of Uniregistry, appeared slightly dejected on Wednesday morning, after weather reports for the Caymans predicted some unsavory conditions.
“We’re getting rain on Thursday and Friday, and all the sunny weather will coincide with our pre-launch tweaking and zero day launch of Uniregistrar on Sunday, then back to clouds and rain,” said Frank Schilling, shaking his head.
“I was hoping for the reverse: crappy weather on the weekend of our launch, to justify staying indoors. Other than that, we don’t anticipate any problems, rest assured!” exclaimed Schilling, smiling.
Long associated with premium weather surpassing even that of Florida, the Caymans is a dream destination for many Americans, particularly hard-working northerners that are sick and tired of cleaning up snow from their pastures.
Uniregistrar is not your daddy’s registrar – a motto that ensures its unique approach to customer service and quality of features, and a reason why the initial launch was pushed back for a week; on Sunday, Uniregistrar plans to unveil its unique services as a modern era domain registrar.
“The bottom line is, that we all deserve sunshine in our lives, and people need to remember how to be kind to other people,” added Schilling, lighting some incense.
“Negative energy and people with agendas eventually dissolve – like salt in the ocean!” said Schilling, finishing off his exotic fruit punch.
Those of you eager to utilize the services of Uniregistrar, be patient until the final testing wraps up this week.
