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Nine reasons why Domaining is better than Sex

Sure, sex is great but Domaining is even better!

Our very own Giovanni “Crazee” Mossolini knows the secret and shares with us her knowledge in 9 points about why Domaining is better than sex πŸ˜€

Enjoy!

  • You don’t have to open doors, buy flowers, buy chocolates and go out on countless dates in order for it to monetize.
  • You always know your domain is monetizing for you and you only.
  • A domain never asks you to get to know it better first before registration.
  • You will never feel your balls fall out when it says “Surprise! We’re having sub-domains!“.
  • A domain never screams and sobs at you “What about the other night? Didn’t that mean anything to you?!” during an argument.
  • A domain’s ultimate goal is never commitment. It can be transferred to other parties at will.
  • Speaking of that, if a domain becomes a problem, you can always quickly pass it on to the next owner without drama, stress and teary arguments.
  • It’s completely content and satisfied with you rolling over, scratching your balls, farting and then falling asleep right after a PPC payment.
  • $9.99 per year and most of the time you can find coupons. Need I say more?

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Comments

11 Responses to “Nine reasons why Domaining is better than Sex”
  1. Shane says:

    Obviously you’re not doing right.

  2. Josh says:

    I have to many domans. I need more sex lol

  3. Nadia says:

    (Looks over portfolio) Sheesh, just a reminder of exactly how long it’s been since…er, my last “registration.” I’ll probably end up single, living a life in front of the computer, with my trusty dog, Dot Com. Sad.

  4. chris says:

    thank you for making me smile………
    just had a client waste 2 weeks of my development time and the title made me feel better.
    After i finish this contract and they pay up, I will buy domains first and have sex secondly LOL’s

    domains wont whinge or make you stop watching your fav show
    domains are available 24hrs a day without jumping through hoops, rings of fire or having to tolerate their families.
    if you see a nice domain that someone else has……then you pay the pimp and get the domain and you feel gooooood.

    domains are just so much cheaper at first……….the ‘high class’ ones are more expensive of course.
    you can keep your domains for as long as you want with low upkeep…….no louis vuitton bags!

    you can fart and make ‘man noises’ and your domain wont hassle you

  5. Tia Wood says:

    β€˜man noises’ LOL

  6. Mark says:

    You can spend as much time as you like with other domains without your favorite domain ever getting jealous.

  7. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Shane – There’s no right way to do “it” πŸ˜€

    Josh – At least, you can have many adult domains and make up for the lack of sex.

    Nadia – That’d lead to the creation of a whole new “vertical” market, I’m certain!

    Chris – Thanks for the list of extra reasons!

    Tia – *BURP*

    Mark – Very true but maybe if you spend too much time with one you will forget to renew the others πŸ˜€

  8. Tim says:

    Funny list, but nothing beats good sex. πŸ˜‰

    @Nadia: I can’t imagine you ending up single except by choice! πŸ™‚

  9. roddy says:

    i am like the rest ……..gimme the sex !

  10. Nadia says:

    Ha, thank you, Tim. You’re too kind. πŸ™‚

  11. – They never accuse you of cheating on them with other domains
    – Give them a good makeover, and they instantly become more valuable
    – If you are tired of them, you can flip them without them burning your Aston Martin, or cutting up your clothes as revenge

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