Daryl the Drunk Domainer
Two days ago I was talking to this dude on DNF, I mean, he was totally making me mad.
I popped a beer and went back to respond to his stupid comments. He put some domains up for evaluation; everyone said his domains were great.
Of course, I had to disagree. Two .info and a lame ass 3-char .com – what a load of junk!
Whatever.
These days I don’t get newbies. Back in the old day when I got started, we were appreciative of appraisals. You know, we’d say ‘thank you very much’ when the true value of our domains was revealed in front of our blinded eyes.
I know that saved me thousands of dollars in renewal fees for crap domains.
Now this dipshit didn’t like what I said and started talking weird about “the glass being half-full” and stuff like that. I told him to go fuck himself.
Stupid domain newbies waste my time, they don’t deserve anything for free.
On a side note, I met this cool chick at a local Hooters, she was the waitress there. Huge boobs. I asked her what was her domain. She was like, what, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I just about peed my pants. I said, darling, you know what facebook is, right? She nodded her blonde head twice – her boobs followed the rhythm.
I said, guess what, facebook.com is a domain. Now, what’s your phone number – I asked, while staring down at her huge (I mean, HUGE!) melons.
They kicked me out of the joint but at least she knows not to question my authority next time.
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i could see your problem immediately…”i popped a beer” i mean really… such an amateur response.
a serious domainer would say… i downed an eight ounce glass of cheap vodka… and then spit at the world… just my opinion… other opinions may differ.
todaro – Daryl was a legend among beer-downing (or popping) domainers. Show some respect to the man (RIP).