Trouble appears to be never-ending for embattled .JOBS Registry that is currently fighting for its survival.
Having taken ICANN to arbitration at the European ICC in Paris over the continuation of its contract, it’s now about to be hit by a lawsuit from Apple.
Actually, it’s not a corporate lawsuit but rather, a personal one by no other than Steve Jobs himself.
“Here at Apple, people call me Steve or Stevo or just plain God, but I can’t go on living with something like this”, said Steve Jobs today, wearing his customary black turtleneck and torn jeans.
“I might not have long to live per my doctors, but my name is holy. Steve dot Jobs is the ultimate hack for my name and after the Jobs Registry refused to hand it over to me free of charge, I am pressing charges”, added Steve.
Apple recently bought iCloud.com for a cool $4.5 million dollars so we can’t imagine why the .JOBS Registry would not come to an agreement with Steve Jobs over the Steve.jobs domain.
It is very possible that Steve Jobs might simply buy the .JOBS Registry outright, if he can’t secure the Steve.Jobs domain; something that will most likely end up being the first domain Registry acquisition by Apple.
customary black turtleneck and torn jeans. —— is it customary or he is too lazy to change clothes?
Phew…stinko
BullS – Steve Jobs or should I say, God, is a practical man. Why spend money on clothes when you can save it for the latest white iPhone? 😀