Hello domainer darlings, this is Bina Bitterman – the Domain Socialite, and I’m feeling so fabulous tonight.
It’s hard to imagine having to live anywhere but in New York, the lack of a great Metropolitan influence would drive me insane! Although I am fond of fabulous European destinations for the elite jet set; that, I must confess.
I am a trend-setter, darlings, not a follower.
Yesterday, I received an invitation from a fan of my column, asking me to cover a domain conference taking place in Lexington, Kentucky.
Domain darlings, when you invite me places, make sure they end with “France“, for example Paris, France or Cannes, France – or even, Marseille, France, despite its decline in recent years.
I hope you get the point.
European domain conferences are tres shick, and Domaining Europe takes place very soon in Valencia, Spain. Unfortunately, I cannot attend because it’s also the time for the great Gucci Gala; the fashion show will be fabulous and an absolute delight to cover.
Sweethearts, when you cannot be part of an elite circle of fashion or other professionals, please do not throw a tantrum talking down the very circle you are turned down for. It’s quite juvenile and speaks volumes about your inability to handle rejection, among other things.
Lastly, I am delighted to hear that Fashion.tv sold for six figures, it’s sales like this that make shopping at Fifth Avenue worthy. I just spent half that amount already on a Hermes handbag and a pair of Louboutin, darlings, so keep domaining. You have bills to pay.
~ Bina Bitterman.
Hi Bina, next year I am going to send you our Private Jet to be able to come to our Conference.
For this year I just can give all your friends a 50%Discount Code:
BinaBittermann
redeem at: http://www.amiando.com/DomainingEurope2014.html
Wirth the money saved you can get a Gucchi gadget or maybe a Hermes Tanga !
Hope to see all of your friends in Valencia.
Bina. Dont take offence but you sound like a gay man in drag. However… great to have you join the donain gang… we dont get to see much vag as domainers so lets celebrate and drink up in the hopes that you will share dome of your ‘assets’ with us. 🙂
greg – Bina has bigger boobs than Dolly Parton, so your allegations are unfounded. Bina is one of the classiest fashionistas / cougars in NYC, and parties with the biggest celebrities, like 60 Cent, Maria Karry, Celery Dione etc.