Tonight’s breaking news about Kim Kardashian being the ‘keynote speaker’ for Webfest, raised the political thermometer of the domain conference sphere.
Kim Kardashian’s 17+ million twitter followers were allegedly deemed to be the secret weapon for the success of Webfest – on top of Kim’s famously ample derriere.
Rick Schwartz took the news in stride, and promptly announced one up on Webfest, for the upcoming TRAFFIC 2013 in Las Vegas:
“Folks, it’s going to be a fabulous night, because numbers don’t lie, believe me. With Justin Bieber as the keynote speaker for TRAFFIC Las Vegas, we are doubling up on Webfest and this Kardashian silliness!”
Justin Bieber – Keynote speaker for TRAFFIC 2013 in Las Vegas.
Indeed, Justin Bieber’s 33 million twitter followers will bring TRAFFIC 2013 to the apogee of domaining success! Having twice as many twitter followers as Kim Kardashian, means that whatever Justin Bieber tells his faithful drones of ‘Beliebers‘ will be executed blindly and swiftly.
“Visit JointVentures.com“, Justin Bieber might say, and within seconds, 33 million visitors will rock Rick’s highly successful web site. The same feat might be repeated with SaveMe.com.
Congratulations to Rick for reacting swiftly to this obvious blunder by the Webfest organizers!
News to me! I thought that we were getting Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson to battle it out with Christine Aguilera and Adele!!
Howard – It seems that The Voice wins over American Idol! 😀