As a St. Patrick’s Day special, serial entrepreneur Patrick Ruddell – also known as Chef Patrick – is launching a brand new project today.
Aimed at the bored domainer who has too much time on their hands, ChefRoulette.com is about to take the domaining world by storm.
“I looked around and saw that there is no other such platform – except for ChatRoulette of course – but for domainers? Nope. So I am launching this new gig today. It will be exciting.”, said a gleaming Chef at the podium of the conference for the Southern Florida Domainers Club.
Sponsored by UCF alumni and Subway – where you can eat fresh – the ChefRoulette will provide many hours of video chat and entertainment to the numerous domainers that are looking to promote their ccTLD and .tel domains that currently expire.
“Yes, I’m planning to turn this into a franchise and eventually hold all of my domainer conferences online. Why meet in person when you can be in your pajamas or underwear – for the ladies – and talk to me or others via ChefRoulette.com”, added Chef Patrick.
When asked how he plans to tackle the issue of flashers, nudity and other such provocative behavior found on Chatroulette, Chef Patrick took a good bite off his footlong Subway sandwich and explained his plan in more detail.
“See, that’s fine, you want to show your privates on ChefRoulette be my guest. But we have installed special software that shrinks the size of your wiener and uploads the images to ChefRouletteWienerDatabase.com”, said the Chef clearly in a funny mood.
The project will initially encompass only sexy, young, buxom female domainers that are single. If you fit the description and you’d like to participate please contact the Chef via ChefRoulette.com and include your phone number and bust size.
Great, so now domainers can watch other domainers wank off.
Then the Chef can make videos not for youtube but porntube
hehe
Great project : )
Dude, you are obsessed with chatroulette. This is like the 3rd story already, enough!
http://domaingang.com/?s=chatroulette
Great – The Chef’s mind is an abyss 😀
EasyClever – The ChefRoulette appears to be the next domainer killer app!
Nomorechatroulette – This is about ChefRoulette – not Chatroulette 😛
Hilarious!!! 😀 Good stuff.
Too Funny! 🙂
Chef, you’re a genius! 😀
“The project will initially encompass only sexy, young, buxom female domainers that are single. If you fit the description and you’d like to participate please contact the Chef via ChefRoulette.com”
Um. No comments. 😀
Damn it, Chef. Someone grabbed ChefRoulette.com already – Look it up through DomainTools.
I saw the headline for this post on Domaining.com – and you got me! Went first to chefroulette.com and saw it was parked, then came back to read the post. Finally realized it was a gag, but not a bad idea really.
rjb – welcome to DomainGang 😀
Whoever registered ChefRoulette.com did it after we wrote the article. I am not sure if Chef Patrick plans to file a UDRP !