ConMan 2010 is slated to be the domainers’ conference of the decade!
With only a few days left until the next ConMan conference – sponsored by developer of nanosites, Septik Corporation – there is some big news that will please everyone planning to attend.
According to an announcement by Septik Corporation CEO, Sid Kraken, the attendants can now finance their tickets to the conference using several alternate methods.
“We thought why limit the attendance to developers, domainers and geeks – and not admit some hobos, transients and wanderers!”, said a smiling Sid.
“No need to pay with real money, so we will gladly accept payments with Monopoly cash as well – as long as we gather 500 people for the Chicago show”.
Other acceptable methods include goat cheese, used socks (in matching pairs only), stamp collections and Playboy magazines from the 60’s (Frank Schilling is allegedly an avid collector).
The ConMan conference kicks in around October or earlier and it’s scheduled to last for as long as there is coffee and donuts.
To secure your attendance please visit Septik.con
Con Man?
Wow.
Lucius,
I’m sorry but this is really going in a bad direction, I think.
The “Con Man” is just trying to make it easier for anyone that wants to attend
the conference and is domain rich but cash poor.
He’s doing the same thing letting anyone that wants to try out his development platform
finance the cost by selling or trading their domains instead of having to use cash which
they might not have.
The “Con Man” is offering a money back guarantee if you are not happy with the income results of
your developed domain after one year.
See a domain you like being offered by the “Con Man”‘s company?
He’ll literally give the domain to you as part of the development deal.
I’m not saying the “Con Man” is a perfect person but I think he’s far from being a Con Man.
But that’s just my opinion.
🙂
100% TRUE
>>> ConMan conference – sponsored by developer of nanosites, Septik
—-)))))))))
thanks
Tric – Please pay attention to detail, it’s ConMan, not “Con Man”. ConMan – as in Construction Management.
Septik Corporation is an expert construction manager of nanosites (have you checked out Nanosites.com?) – I begin to think that everyone should offer goods or services in exchange for conference attendance tickets, e.g. 24 bags of grain, or 2 male goats or 30 yards of plaid fabric. Totally brilliant!
VRtv – You’re welcome.
>>> ConMan
>>> Septik
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thanks , 2w
“Please pay attention to detail, it’s ConMan, not “Con Man”. ConMan – as in Construction Management.”
Apologies.
You learn something everyday.
I always thought the abbreviation for Management was Mgmt or Mgt.
Live and learn.
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“I begin to think that everyone should offer goods or services in exchange for conference attendance tickets, e.g. 24 bags of grain, or 2 male goats or 30 yards of plaid fabric.”
Not my goats!
We’re very close if you know what I mean.
🙂
Tric – You’re a good man, I would never take 2 goats from you. Maybe 3 chickens 😀
“I would never take 2 goats from you. Maybe 3 chickens”
I’m kinda finding the chickens somewhat attractive lately also.
I mean I like my chickens.
🙂
Too funny LOL
“I’m kinda finding the chickens somewhat attractive lately also.”
You need to get laid, man. 😛
“You need to get laid, man.”
Tia,
i guess you missed my goat comment.
🙂
Pete – not as funny as chasing balls on the Google homepage.
Tia – No comments.
Tric – Touche.
Maybe that’s a good thing. 😀 😛
Remember: BAAAA means NO!
This was spot on and hilarious. Of course industry pros can spot spots, but the newbies hmmmm. If it’s too good to be true, it is.
Now, everybody on this trade needs an agent! I actually LOL, not just type it as always!
Why no comment to Tia’s sexy line? Ahem
Back to work, everybody!
*trade = thread on a funny Tuesday
“Remember: BAAAA means NO!”
Not in hillbilly English, Tia.
🙂
For me…No means YES aka GO FOR IT!!!
ohhh maaaaan,
wish i had 2 matching socks D’OH
after the .co’s all i really have is a ball of lint.
should be v.interesting to say the least