An early Monday scare about postponing the Asheville meetup of domainers, organized by the Domain King, was dispelled later today.
Rick Schwartz’s concern about the coronavirus epidemic turned into a quick change in plans, but latter research reveals plans are still solid.
“I managed to get a bunker in Asheville able to sustain nuclear warheads from the old USSR, and no virus will penetrate our new domainer quarters,” said the Domain King, smiling.
“See folks, determination – need/want – when domainers work together we make grand things, and our new facility in Asheville will be superbly fitted with a lot of great amenities, why pay a hotel when I can have a bunker to myself!” exclaimed Rick Schwartz.
Here’s a quick list of the Asheville domainer bunker amenities for the upcoming domain investors conference:
- A buffet for 350 people, with full bar service and hors d’oeuvres from The Biltmore estate
- A dance floor made from anti-slippery concrete
- Emergency room fitted with medical supplies and a standby nurse
- A helipad with a Sikorsky S-76B helicopter
- A panic room with airtight seals and its own microfilter A/C able to block out any virus known to man
- Computer room with direct access to Twitter via satellite
- Domain roulette
It’s evident that the Domain King isn’t going to let a silly virus change his 50 year plan that kicked off all the way back in 1995! 😀
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