DomainShane: Yes, I will win the Boston Marathon!

Some domainers aim low and that’s how far they will get in life, but that is not the case with popular Illinois domainer Shane Cultra, aka “DomainShane”.

Shane differs because unlike other domainers and athletes in general, he trains the natural way, staying away from strange diets and pharmaceuticals.

“I get up at 4:20 am like a clockwork every morning – I like having a hearty bowl of grits and a little warm-up moving tree logs from the outside shed to the storage room, and then I start to run.”

Shane Cultra gets ready for the Boston Marathon aiming for a personal best!

Shane runs for the next 2 hours, ending his daily race before the sun even rises in the heart of Illinois farmland. He runs through his hot-houses where plants grow and whispers sweet words to his trees.

“That’s right, I’m a tree-whisperer”, laughs Domain Shane. “I talk to my trees and plants as I ran through the farm and the woods surrounding my estate, and this way they grow faster and bigger. Plants, just like kids, need affection to grow”, he adds.

Shane is currently in Boston, where the Boston Marathon – one of America’s most renowned races takes place on Monday. He wants to win it and he will do his best.

“All my life, I learned to aim high ’cause baby, there’s nothing worse than setting low goals that a monkey can achieve. Us humans, we aim for the stars!”

We wish Domain Shane a great success and a great finishing time at the Boston Marathon – making all domainers proud! 😀

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Comments

6 Responses to “DomainShane: Yes, I will win the Boston Marathon!”
  1. BullS says:

    heart of Illinois farmland…………..Nope

    My sources told me he was training with the Kenyans —-run Shane RUN

    don’t get eaten by the lions.

  2. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    BullS – Shane was literally born when the man landed on the moon, so he’s destined for the stars 😀

  3. BullS says:

    I was born in the Year of the PIG!!!

    oink oink…

  4. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    BullS – So are you bringing home the bacon?

  5. Shane says:

    Thanks. Had a great time. Hope to do it again

  6. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Yay! 😀

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