Sand dollars are a perfectly accepted currency amongst domainers. Invest in sand dollars now!
My dear friends and foes in domaining – this is Father Domainicus, and as every Sunday for the past several years I turn to you about important things in my late sermon.
In case you missed the news, brother domainer Frank Schilling spent money investing in the sinful new TLD, the triple .xxx
As with other things that come in triples, such as triple six – the number of the beast – it is with great sorrow that I am seeing brother Frank enter the realm of unmentionable evil.
Time and again I have consulted our Domain Lord, who provides the humble domainer congregation with advice and “tough love” through his daily teachings.
Our Domain Lord has been very clear with regards to what to invest your money in. Avoid “pigeon droppings” and invest in the purest coinage on this earth, the Sand Dollar.
My dear domainer children, Sand Dollars are abundant on this earth; all you have to do is take a trip down Clearwater Beach or close to Treasure Island or further north to Tarpon Springs, then dive in the shallow, sandy waters and locate this perfectly legitimate coinage.
Instead of listening to drunk ramblings about investing in gold, seek out the natural investment; Sand Dollars carry the true spirit of the Domain Lord and his Word throughout.
Soon Epik will begin to accept Sand Dollars, as their MasterBucks initiative didn’t work out too great.
With this message, I send you my love and a sweet embrace.
~Father Domainicus
Pretty soon, Salt is the medium of exchange