The Domainers – Details from the Secret Gathering of Elite Domainers!

As promised yesterday, today we break the news of the secret gathering of elite domainers.

The gathering took place at a small island in the Caribbean and the discussion revolved around the present situation and the future of domaining.

This elite group of domainers are about to take matters in their own hands and need your help in order to succeed.

The Domainers – an elite force – CLICK IMAGE FOR LARGE VERSION!

Here are some statements from each member of this elite task force team that is about to engage in lethal, savage man-to-man combat against the enemies of domaining:

Ammar Kubbaas Paine

“Food for thought convergence: whoever attempts to sabotage the future of domaining gets a date with my 12″ steel blade!”


David Castelloas Toll Road

“Meet Debbie, my M16A4 rifle. If you disrespect geodomains, you will be treated to a menage-a-trois with Debbie and I. Get ready to take it.”


Frank Schillingas Gunner Jensen

“Don’t mess with domainers. That’s all I’m saying. We will hunt you down and you’ll be feeding the fish in the Caymans – meanwhile I’ll be in the French Riviera or Santorini in Greece.”


Dr. Kevin Hamas Ying Yang

“I am known as the man who owns the Internet. How so? I hold the keys to success. I am the brains behind this operation.”


Rick Schwartz as Barney Ross

“Listen folks and listen well. The era of pigeon shit has ended. A new era begins and domainers are more united and determined than ever. Mark my words, or you’ll end up like the Goof-off guys that didn’t listen.”


Sahar Saridas Lee Christmas

“Just because I play sakuhachi with my flute does not mean I’m a peaceful man. Domain enemies will get a swift kick in the groin, courtesy of my Israeli army training.”


Divyank Turakhiaas Hale Caesar

“To the non-believers I will say, get ready for some extreme papercuts with my metallic business card! There will be blood all over, with my Skenzo logo marked on you!”


Michael Castelloas Tool

“Just what my brother David said. Disrespect our mission and I will sing some songs from the “Seven” hair band years. Can you take it, tough guy?”


Mike Mannas Mr. Church

“I’m a man with a billion dollar plan. If you’re an enemy of domains you will be exposed to a painful barrage of my infinite business credentials. Also, I’d like to add that my ex wife Lynn is a dirty $@#!&!!”


Which domainer is the most BADASS in this poster?

  • Ammar 'Paine' Kubba (34%, 27 Votes)
  • David 'Toll Road' Castello (10%, 8 Votes)
  • Frank 'Gunner Jensen' Schilling (1%, 1 Votes)
  • Kevin 'Ying Yang' Ham (5%, 4 Votes)
  • Rick 'Barney Ross' Schwartz (10%, 8 Votes)
  • Sahar 'Lee Christmas' Sarid (4%, 3 Votes)
  • Divyank 'Hale Caesar' Turakhia (3%, 2 Votes)
  • Michael 'Tool' Castello (14%, 11 Votes)
  • Mike 'Mr. Church' Mann (19%, 15 Votes)

Total Voters: 79

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20 Responses to “The Domainers – Details from the Secret Gathering of Elite Domainers!”
  1. Lmao brilliant. The elite force of Domaining. Thanks for sharing.

  2. Ze says:

    VERY funny stuff.. Wish you could actually produce the movie..!! would be an instant classic in the industry for decades to come..

  3. BullS says:

    You are one freaking funny creative Domain DUDE!!

    You are the Domain DUDE of the YEAR!!

  4. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Glad you like it 😀 Don’t forget to vote for the biggest Badass domainer of them all 😀

  5. Soundly Reasoned says:

    I usually don’t make posts like this but …. I admit that was funny. I like the Mann reference the best. Good job.

  6. Michael Castello says:

    That’s very funny. Actually you got half this story correct. There was a meeting with some of the names mentioned here but if I told you the whole story I would have to put you in a guillotine choke hold and force you to listen to my hit song ” Tighten Up”. Believe me, you would not make it and tap out quickly.

    My vote for badass is Mann. He doesn’t stop until you drop.

  7. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Soundly Reasoned – Thank you sir 😀

    Michael – I believe you’d make a great impression with that sombrero!

  8. Joe says:

    Great post! 😀 I voted for Mr. Church!

  9. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Joe – Thanks! Looks like Mr. Church is in the lead. How come no votes for Frank “Gunner Jensen” Schilling so far? 😀

  10. Greta says:

    Frank is a pussycat. He would rather buy you a drink then slit your thoat.,

  11. Total fan of the Castello Brothers who are truly BadA__ in the real world of Domainers! But for this particular assignment, the BA in this picture could not be mistaken. And for a Preacher like me, how could you go wrong with a name like…”Mr. Church!.” I got so excited I just bought Nice job on this. PRG

  12. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Greta – Now that’s funny 😀

    Ralph – As a Preacher let me introduce you to Father Domainicus, he’s a regular here.

  13. Simon says:

    Funniest image of the year!!! Great work 🙂 I voted for Rick.

  14. Phio says:

    Great to hear the big guns are committed to fight,

    David and Debbie (Ménage-à is for sale…LOL

  15. $teve says:

    Well the uk loves it too

    Every good fighting team needs a brains just Thunderbirds are GO

    Team International Domain rescue

    i vote Kevin

  16. Expired says:

    I voted for Ammar Cubba 🙂

  17. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Mr. Church is in the lead! We need more votes people!

  18. Korey says:

    Voted for Mr. Kubba, he looks mean 😀 😀

  19. Anthony says:

    Mr. Church is the ” Mass ” domainer 🙂

  20. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    TGIF everyone – time to go see The Expendables! 😀

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