WAPM: Women Against Playboy Mansion

The recent incident with the so-called “Domainfest flu” is causing some ripples in the domain industry.

It’d be nice and dandy to simply experience the type of flu anyone can get by handshakes and the like.

Apparently, this nasty bug was airborne.

Airborne, as in shelled out through the fog machine used for special effects at the Playboy Mansion, according to DNJournal.

Once the news of partying among Playboy bunnies broke the domainer circles, a number of wives and girlfriends of domainers that attended the Playboy Mansion party got together and formed a committee.

Its name: WAPM – Women Against Playboy Mansion.

“I was ok with Bob attending that domainer conference, I thought it’d be something geeky and controlled, but I had no idea whatsoever there will be Playboy sluts there!”, said Tabitha, a domainer’s wife from the Midwest.

“My man, ogling down those silicone breasts and stuff, then getting a nasty flu? Never again!”

The WAPM committee is growing currently through Facebook – there are pictures of the Playboy bunnies most likely to have triggered the flu sickness and it has 360 friends already.

“Those girls are like, oh my god, like wearing nothing but pasties, their ass is barely covered and our men are getting the flu and bring it home? This has to stop”, said Gina H. from Ontario, Canada, adding: “I’d like to slap that b*tch who probably got her junk in my boyfriend’s face!”

It’s obvious that Domainfest and other domain conferences like TRAFFIC will probably switch to less scandalous and infection-prone entertainment in the future, in order to provide domainers with the best bang for their buck.

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