Donald Trump wishes all ‘federal cybersquatters’ a Happy Easter
Good day and Happy Easter, domainers! I meant to say, cybersquatters!
How dare you criticize me and my established brands. I’m just about to teach you a lesson: you’re fired!
Want some joint ventures baby? I’m ready to joint venture your ass!
People can’t use my name, likeness or domain names to exercise their freedom of speech rights! So fuck you! And fuck J. Taikwok Yung, whom I’m suing at the U.S. District Court in Brooklyn, seeking damages for “federal cybersquatting.”
That’s right baby, a $400k penalty for this will teach the rest of you cyberbullies a lesson. The money will pay for a new hair transplant for The Donald but you won’t be able to talk about it, or I’ll sue your ass!