Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus, on this fine Sunday evening.
Castello blue cheese
Many a domainer faithful often ask me, Father Domainicus, what is the purpose and function of the Domain Church that you so often reference?
It is with joy that I share with you the inner mechanics of our Domain Church, an organization that is not secretive, yet it is selective in its membership.
So how can we join the Domain Church, Father Domainicus, comes the followup question.
My children, all it takes is your proclamation of love for the domainer community, to be included in our Domain Church. If you help a domainer in need, you are automatically a member of our Domain Church.
If you share valuable information that will lead to the well-being of a fellow domainer, you are empowering our Domain Church and thus yourself.
Many a moon ago, our Domain Lord said thus, in Domaineronomy 4:12, and I quote:
“Love one another, and share thy wealth, unlike the Sodomites who do evil onto one another and charge shekels for showing you the road to my Kingdom.”
In this single line of wisdom, our Domain Lord makes it clear: if you know the way to knowledge, wealth, prosperity and you charge for it, you are nothing but a common sodomite.
Domain freedom is acquired by sharing simple things in life and at domain conferences, such as bread and butter and other condiments; personally, I am partial to the Castello Blue cheese.
I leave you with a warm, brotherly hug and a kiss on both cheeks, until we meet again next Sunday. Be good, be vigilant, behave.
~Father Domainicus.
