A torture chamber awaits those that won't pay for their TRAFFIC ticket.
The warning came in, loud and clear:
If you don’t pay to attend TRAFFIC in Ft. Lauderdale in October and attempt to sneak into the parties, get ready for a nasty surprise.
Rick Schwartz is known both for his humorous side and his serious side, and the Domain King never mixes those two together.
Rick Schwartz’s email promoting the TRAFFIC event – nowdays, *the* biggest domainer event since Domainfest is shrinking – wasn’t a joke:
Let it be common knowledge to those who plan on hanging around the hotel or crashing parties during T.R.A.F.F.I.C. without paying to attend like everyone else; to those who plan to benefit from our hard work and think that they can blend in with those who have paid the admission price to be there, we have a big surprise for you that will be announced at the show. So come in the front door and do business the RIGHT way or don’t come at all. Really.
So what exactly does Rick have in mind for those poor souls that might attempt to break the ethics of the domain game?
Here are a few good guesses about what would happen if you’re caught red-handed, sneaking in:
- Your pants will be pulled down to your ankles – the revealing ‘wiener’ mugshot will be published online.
- YourNameSucks will be registered and pointed to the TRAFFIC web site.
- You will be forced to consume all the remaining shrimp from the TRAFFIC buffet that was exposed for a full day to sneezing and hand-tossing.
- You will be stripped naked, blind-folded and turned into a pinata session for domainers. Great entertainment!
If, on the other hand, want to have a great time with the elite core of domainers – buy a TRAFFIC ticket, still at $1495 until July 1st.
