The next meeting of ICANN will take place in Colombia in October.
It’s rather strange that ICANN selects locations where political or social conflicts would normally hinder even the most adventurous traveler from visiting.
One would speculate that the imminent launch of the Colombian .co ccTLD might have something to do with it; perhaps the ICANN board’s finances should be scrutinized. Just saying!
Regardless, if you are looking forward to taking a trip to that beautiful country, there are a couple of things that you need to be aware of.
Here’s a not-exhaustive list that should get you started.
- Bodyguards: you will need 4 – one per direction with you in the middle.
- Full body armor: even with your ‘gorillas’ you’d need physical protection if you plan to exit the hotel and wander around.
- Chained suitcase: lock your domain portfolio to your hand. Although, without the two items above you might end up losing your hand and your chained suitcase.
- Beautiful Latina companions: cabrón, you need to show that with bodyguards, full body armor and a chained suitcase you can get all the chicas you need.
- Fat cigar: smoking a cuban is an indication you went to the ICANN meeting and you mean business. Show them who’s boss!
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