A crazy llama brought GoDaddy down.
Currently, thousands of GoDaddy servers and web sites around the globe are down, after a system failure affected the DNS of the biggest domain registrar in the world.
Initially, GoDaddy blamed the situation to a lack of an IP certificate renewal, the truth, however, is far from that.
Today Monday, GoDaddy launched its 2nd annual “Bring your pet to GoDaddy” day; a special event that Bob Parsons established in response to the backlash from the elephant shooting incident.
“Some dumbass employee brought their pet llama to work, and it started kicking and spitting on the servers,” said Frank Blast of GoDaddy.
“I would have shot the bitch on the spot but it kept spitting on me. Finally, Bob himself shot it in the head with with a Remington 700 from across the room!” exclaimed Blast.
There are thousands of web sites currently affected by this GoDaddy downtime; a handful of domain bloggers loyal to GoDaddy will hopefully abandon ship after this is resolved.
