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Bob Parsons : Grateful that elephant didn’t land on me!

GoDaddy founder, Bob Parsons, was ecstatic and grateful after a freaky accident involving an elephant hit the wire. “Back in the day when I went safari hunting sick elephants posing danger to the natives, the entire Internet piled on me,” said Bob Parsons. “At least, I survived the hunt. I would not wanna be this […]

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Bob Parsons attempts to shoot down Elephants.net

Bob Parsons, the illustrious founder and former CEO of GoDaddy.com, is at it again. It has been a while since the infamous elephant shooting scandal, but don’t expect Bob to have changed since the pachyderm uproar, that cost GoDaddy a few thousand customers. After realizing that Elephants.net is with GoDaddy, Bob Parsons asked the owner […]

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‘Bring your pet to work day’ at GoDaddy goes awry

Currently, thousands of GoDaddy servers and web sites around the globe are down, after a system failure affected the DNS of the biggest domain registrar in the world. Initially, GoDaddy blamed the situation to a lack of an IP certificate renewal, the truth, however, is far from that. Today Monday, GoDaddy launched its 2nd annual […]

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New GoDaddy discount coupon unveiled – 20% off all products!

Those that have been trying to mess with Bob Parsons and his elephant kill in Zimbabwe are clearly f*cking with the wrong Marine. The President and CEO of GoDaddy.com announced a new promotion – on top of the previous one about GoDaddy Safari – and it’s a whopping 20% off all products. All you have […]

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GoDaddy Safari promises Great Thrills for domainers!

In a brilliant attempt to reverse the negative publicity of his elephant hunting in Africa, GoDaddy president and CEO Bob Parsons has announced the introduction of new services. “Why beat around the bush and try to convice those PETA pansies that we have a God-given right to control the aggressive population of African elephants?”, said […]

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Bob Parsons of GoDaddy – Repeat offender?

The newly disclosed scandal – and assorted video – of Bob Parsons hunting elephants in Africa isn’t news exactly. The GoDaddy president and CEO has long maintained his affection towards the mother continent and alleged birthplace of the modern man. Exactly a year ago, Bob Parsons appeared in a photo holding up a newspaper that […]

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