Whether you are simply a tightwad, stingy domainer, or just “a poor boy from a poor family”, the upcoming launch of dot .Poor is guaranteed to catch your attention.
Priced aggressively, dot .Poor will convince even the most raging anti-gTLD crowd, according to the Registry, Poor Boy Domains LLC.
“We’ve been reading all the lynch mob commentary aimed at Frank Schilling, and we won’t make the same mistakes – dot .Poor domains will be free,” said Poor Boy Domains founder, Prince Pauper Jr.
“Domainers can’t be convinced unless they get paid handsomely, so for every dot .Poor domain you register, we will add a dollar to your PayPal account, how’s that for an honest Registry?” added Pauper, who still drives a 1982 Yugo to work.
The launch of dot .Poor was inspired by disparaging commentary against Uniregistry, that somehow ‘dared’ reserve a portion of domain names for a later date; Prince Pauper wants to make a difference in the domainer community.
“I can’t believe Frank puts up with those whiners and doesn’t smack everyone around as he should, but he’s a truly nice guy. Keep in mind that if I hear anyone complain about dot .Poor after we pay you to register domains, I will personally hunt you down and beat your sorry ass black and blue!” exclaimed Pauper, who holds a black belt in karate.
Thousands of dot .Poor domains are expected to be registered, earning their new registrants a dollar per domain for the first year, and an instant recognition as tire-kicking, lowballing whiners.
