Father Domainicus.
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus with a special Sunday message.
You are probably aware of the pitiful results produced by the unlikely cooperation of two industry monoliths, GoDaddy and Sedo.
The blessing of this union, called SedoMLSDaddy, created chaos and misery not unlike that of the Apocalypse – as described in Revolutions 5:20:
“And the light shall become darkness, and the shekels will turn into dust, for the days of the merchants of Babylon are numbered.”
It is very clear, to me at least, as a student of the Word of our Domain Lord, that such a union was doomed from the very beginning.
Many a frustrated domain investor have confided in me that the offers they receive are downright pitiful and often suggestive of an evil nature that lurks in those SedoMLSDaddy mailings.
If you look closely, my dear domaining children, the letters “LSD” exist within the realm of SedoMLSDaddy, a clear message that such an evil outfit must be avoided.
With Brother Frank providing such a remarkable alternative from his Cayman island parish, I have no doubt that this is definitely the end of Sedonism – the hedonism about Sedo – for most smart domainers.
I shall now bid you all farewell, until we meet again next week; stay strong and grateful.
Yours in a loving embrace, void of any impure thoughts,
~Father Domainicus.
