Always progressive, GoDaddy announced today that they are ready to take the next leap forward in domain registrations.
Bob Parsons, the legendary president and CEO of GoDaddy has long maintained that for the right amount of money, he’d sell domains to anyone.
With more than 40 million domains under its command, GoDaddy is the world’s biggest domain registrar, so how much bigger can they become?
“I’m pleased to announce that our next marketing campaign will be geared towards extraterrestrial intelligent life, or aliens, as the media prefer to call them”, said Bob.
“We are going to launch a GoDaddy campaign into deep space. For that matter, we will utilize a new approach; all of our GoDaddy girls will have three or four breasts each”, added Bob with a grin.
No longer restrained by conventional and earthly standards of beauty, GoDaddy’s girls will also feature women with serpent scales instead of hair, having six or more digits per hand (preferably webbed) and the ongoing grand quest is for girls that can levitate.
Bob Parsons and his entourage will thus see a major change in looks in 2011.
“We are one year before the 2012 Mayan calendar ending of earth”, said Bob, adding: “That’s the year that the big alien spaceships arrive and GoDaddy will be ready to welcome our star brothers and sisters with a new promotion; we, as GoDaddy, will get those new customers, no doubt!”
Bob Parsons denied having had any recent or even prior affiliation with Area 51 although as a former US Marine he is known to be always faithful.
The GoDaddy Files: I want to believe!
The G-Files. 🙂
Bob is truly a marketing genius. One of the reasons I love GoDaddy so much. I hope he stays with them for a long time.