Jesus H. Christ has been chosen as the most appropriate entity to save NameJet from current problems, according to a report.
Representing a wide range of domainers who are seeking a catharsis for a recent “domain shill bidding scandal,” the Messiah was appointed to oversee the external audit process.
“Jesus will be impartial, honest and will perform his domain auditing tasks with utmost care and love,” said the NameJet deputy GM, Tequiero Mucho.
“Whether you believe in his role as world savior, he is definitely fit for the job of going through thousands of NameJet transactions very quickly,” added the deputy GM of NameJet.
Still recovering from two millennia of performing mundane tasks, Jesus won’t be promising any miracles with NameJet.
“His palms still bear the stigmata, and he has to take breaks on occasion, to have his feet massaged,” said a NameJet official, adding: “After it’s all done, we’re hoping that a day of walking on the waters of Lake Washington will be rewarding, and we plan to cover the event for all domainers to see.”
If you want to ask Jesus any questions about NameJet, or the afterlife, send an email by clicking here.
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