Legendary adult film performer, Ron Jeremy – also known as “the Hedgehog” – was hospitalized earlier today, with an aneurysm near his heart, his second most valuable organ.
“Ron is in surgery right now, and in good hands,” said the medical spokesperson of the Los Angeles Memorial Hospital, where Ron Jeremy drove himself, after suffering from chest pains.
According to sources close to the adult film performer, famous for his ability to go non-stop without lag between partners, Ron Jeremy was reading the news about Kim Kardashian’s involvement in the upcoming Webfest Global.
“He was on the phone with me, muttering something along the lines of ‘can’t believe this b*tch will be delivering a Webfest speech’,” said Laura B. a friend of Ron Jeremy’s. “Then he said it was hard to breathe and I told him to get his ass to the hospital!” exclaimed Laura B.
While most members of the domaining community are expecting Kim Kardashian to deliver a speech of monumental importance as the keynote speaker of Webfest Global, most cannot forget her hands-on performance in a home-made video that was subsequently leaked.
In the past, Ron Jeremy was part of the Domainfest after-hours activities, at the Playboy Mansion. Apparently, he felt that the selection of Kim Kardashian as a keynote speaker was wrongful.
Ron Jeremy’s official web site, RonJeremy.com, announced the news as well.
We wish Ron Jeremy a quick recovery.
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