Paris, France – La Liberation
Earlier today, we received the shocking news of Domaining.com being put up for sale, in a private communication with Francois.
Typically, we keep such communication private until a sale is final, however we decided to publish the information it delivers, as a lot of domainers are potential buyers for the popular domain news aggregator.
“Allo, yes – it’s official, bien sur. We, the company of Cybertonic Incorporated, we put top tier domain at sale for top tier price. Positive, positive, the price is at least $3 million dollar, why we don’t want euro is my decision to encourage domainers use the greenback dollar. Domaining.com is very popular, especially after DomainGator.com was bought a few month ago. So, we, the company, are looking for a buyer, a rich buyer for Domaining.com. Top domain, top domain.”
We, at DomainGang.com strive to produce accurate information, so we asked Francois whether his recent consumption of two bottles of Chateau Lafite 1968 had anything to do with the decision to put the domain on sale. Francois responded that this is incorrect; the wine was from 1969 (first bottle) and 1970 (second bottle).
“No, no no, no… You think we drunk at Paris too much but as a child I learned the benefits of red wine with meals. It’s, how do you say, family tradition in France to have wine with meal. You Americans don’t say it’s socially acceptable, yes? So we ate meal with wine and then I thought, mon dieu – if I sell Domaining.com for trois millions dollar, I can buy more wine and foie gras. So I did. “
When asked whether the potential buyer would have to consume mass quantities of wine prior to coughing up $3 Big Ones for the domain, Francois said he’d welcome offers from Arab sheiks, oilmen, monarchs and the occasional dot com millionaire who invested in mutual funds.
At DomainGang.com we’d like to assure you that we won’t be putting up the domain for sale any time soon.
