Seek thy buyer within the Land of Israel, says Father Domainicus.
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus, on a busy, productive and exhilarating Sunday.
It is my understanding that this very electronic publication has completed its 5th year of journey, and I would like to bless it and its operators, readers and other alumni and members of the Domain Church.
Amen.
Many a domain investor ask me, “Father Domainicus, why do the Chinese invest so heavily in numeric domains and how can we maximize our investment as owners of numeric domains?”
My dear domain children, the notion that the Chinese are the ultimate buyers of numeric domains is akin to the Pseudepigrapha: false prophecies that attempt to misguide the members of our Domain Church.
The one and only and omnipresent Domain Lord, thus spoke on Domainclessiastes 3:26:
“Do not let the Sodomites and the Gomorrhites infect you with the Sin of Numbers, for the true meaning is delivered only to the Sons of David and the faithful tribes of Israel.”
What a magnificent source of wisdom! Since not every one of you is able to explain such ancient scriptures, allow me to analyze its meaning for you.
The reference that our Domain Lord made to the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah can be matched today to the peddlers of random numeric domains of imaginary value, that contain unholy numbers. They tempt you with reaching out to already poisoned marketplaces of the Orient, where numeric domains sell for a rice patty or portion thereof.
Alas, all this misinformation leads to your precious assets being consumed by the Chinese. Where is your pride, Sons and Daughters of Israel? Where is your entrepreneurial spirit and acumen?
Domain investors should seek other venues and end-user buyers in order to sell their numeric domains, particularly within the United States of America, the true inheritors of the Land of Israel.
Do not let the evil voices of the shekel peddlers sway you to get rid of your valuable investments. Research with patience, and you shall be awarded the blessings of our Domain Lord.
As with every major, successful sale, please donate 10% of your earnings to the poor, the needy and the underprivileged.
May your success be recorded by the Registry of Sales, DNJournal. I leave you with a warm, brotherly hug, as always, renewing our rendezvous for next Sunday, God willing.
~Father Domainicus.
“Domainclessiastes 3:26”
Classic.
Love that Father Domainicus!
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