Father Domainicus: Anathema to the ‘True Cybersquatters’
Greetings and salutations, my fellow brothers and sisters in domaining. Today’s Sunday sermon is sponsored by His Eminence, Pope Francis. Many domain investors that support our Domain Church often ask me the following critical question: “Father Domainicus, what is the true essence of cybersquatting, and who are the true cybersquatters?” That is a fundamental question […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Sunday eulogy for the deceased domainers
Greetings and salutations, my domainer brothers and sisters – this is Father Domainicus, celebrating the day of our Lord. It has been a glorious week, full of joyous, jubilant results in our domain Church. Plenty of domain sales, I hope, and do remember to cast your ten percent to a charity, whenever life grants you […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Burn in hell, Boston tragedy domain registrants!
Greetings and salutations, to my faithful domainer brothers and sisters; this is Father Domainicus with a special message about the city of Boston. As jubilant as I am on this fine Sunday, regarding the capture of the Boston marathon bomber, I am dismayed by the unethical behavior of some people in the domainer community. The […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: ICANN’t get no satisfaction
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in Domaining; this is Father Domainicus with a post-Easter message. What a fine Sunday it is today, except that we might be seeing some North Korean nuclear-capable missiles across the western skies. Hopefully, our Domain Lord will diffuse those radical acts of global terror, raining down fire above […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Domainus emeritus: Pontifex.xxx up for grabs!
Former Pope Benedict XVI is now “pontiff emeritus“, having retired on Vatican grounds as of yesterday. The Pope’s twitter account has been blanked out as well; not that he had that many tweets, but with 1.6 million followers it paled in comparison to Justin Bieber’s 35 million. In December 2011, the Vatican denied allegations that […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Farewell to the Pope with a new .com
Greetings and salutations, all ye faithful of the Domain Church; this is Father Domainicus with an important message on this last day of February. It has been done: our beloved Pope Benedict XVI is now a Pontiff Emeritus – the title reserved for the former head of the Catholic Church, that now lives on Vatican […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Beware of the necrophiliac domainers!
Oh, how splendid it is to rest my aged posterior, sipping a fine 5-star Metaxa brandy, on this Sunday eve. Greetings, my fellow brothers and sisters in domaining, this is Father Domainicus and I shall cover one sensitive subject tonight. Many a moon ago, a great musician passed away – I do not recall the […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Farewell to The Pope
My brothers and sisters in domaining, this is Father Domainicus with an important message, about his holiness The Pope Benedict XVI. Our Father in the Vatican – or, the Holy See as it’s known in ISO 3166 notation – is stepping down, due to health issues. In more than 600 years, no leader of the […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Lease, but do not whore thyself
Good early Sunday morning, my brothers and sisters in progressive domaining; this is Father Domainicus with a message about those investing time and shekels in “domain leasing.” Many a progressive domainer have asked me: Father Domainicus, what do I have to do to succeed in leasing my domain names? The question hit me harder than […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domanicus: Don’t aspire to be a Sodomite Domainer
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in Domaining. As every Sunday, I’m stretching my washed undergarments in the sun to dry naturally, and reach out to you with words of the deepest kind. As I predicted last Sunday, those that attempted to take advantage of our Brother Bob Parsons at the Parish of Groupon, […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus and the Parish of Groupon
Greetings and salutations, all ye faithful domainers. This is Father Domainicus, delivering the final eulogy of 2012. Many of you probably recall the fine opportunities presented upon us by GoDaddy. I applaud the departure of this fine specimen of entrepreneurial manifest, from the usual depictions of fleshy, carnal imagery. In other words, GoDaddy no longer […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Domainer cliff: What domainers should expect in 2013
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus with a post-Christmas message. I trust you enjoyed the holy days with full abstention from any activity related to domain investing and blogging. If you promised you would but didn’t, I would classify you among the hypocrites and lowly Sodomites that our […]
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