James Hinchcliffe is the new GoDaddy girl, errr, boy.
GoDaddy has suspended Indycar racer, Danica Patrick from its popular homepage.
The news came as a shock to millions of dedicated GoDaddy customers, who often visit GoDaddy.com simply to ogle Danica Patrick and her notoriously famous legs.
“Danica, unfortunately, refused to shave her legs for more than 10 days in a row, and that’s unacceptable for our customers and GoDaddy ethics”, said Frank Gay of GoDaddy.
“When Danica showed up with so much leg hair, we thought that we might as well hire a guy for the task of promoting GoDaddy”, added Gay.
Indeed they did.
Indycar racer, James Hinchcliffe, now appears on the GoDaddy homepage.
It is not known how long will Danica Patrick remain suspended from GoDaddy, but it seems that her days with the #1 domain registrar in the world are numbered.
Unless she shaves her legs, of course!
I’ll shave her legs for FREE!! slow and steady.
call me call me oh baby oh baby–whatever that stupid song is
I’d love to know what Danica’a hairy legs have got to do with GoDaddy ‘ethics’.
As a domain Name seller I’m sure the hair on ones leg is a very important question indeed. Wonder if all their office staff have to have smooth legs? After all, we are talking about GoDaddy ethics
Richard, when a female’s job description consists mostly of having their legs professionally photographed and broadcasted world-wide to represent a Fortune 500 company as part of a sexy ad campaign, refusing to maintain basic feminine hygiene is pretty much the equivalent of asking to be reprimanded or fired on the spot. There’s really no other way to look at it. “Ethics” was probably a bad word choice, but I understood what they meant.
Samantha – Well put. But will James Hinchcliffe shave his legs?
Not a fan of GoDaddy’s blatant sexism anyway. And feminine hygiene isn’t shaving one’s legs. Leg hair isn’t dirty. That’s a cultural thing.
Arwen – Are you fond of yetis and wookies then? Also, how is GoDaddy guilty of sexism when the models used accept that role and relationship?