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#Domain “investors” in limbo as Kim Jong-un apparently still alive

Domain “investors” are circling Kim Jong-un like buzzards on a carcass. Speculators preying on the North Korea ruler’s status have registered domains indicating that the chubby-faced dictator is dead. Chinese media circulated news about Kim Jong-un’s disappearance after an allegedly botched heart operation. Sensationalist media such as TMZ grabbed onto the opportunity quickly, spreading rumors […]

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Domain pioneers : North Korea prepares to launch its first gTLD

North Korea might be effectively a “black hole” on the Internet map, but domain technology among the communist elite is a source of national pride. Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers’ Party of Korea, aspires to build a nation of technocrats starting at kindergarten age. Following its casual military rhetoric, North Korea is now preparing […]

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XYZ Registry seals ground-breaking deal with North Korea

Always inventive in its marketing approach to delivering meaningful, generic gTLDs to the masses, the XYZ Registry announced today a ground-breaking deal with the government of North Korea. The agreement introduces the citizens of North Korea, long deprived of any Internet access or other online experience, to premium, quality .XYZ domains. “Kim Jong-un, Supreme leader […]

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North Korea bans dot .Ninja domains as ‘dangerous’ to national security

The government of North Korea has banned access to the newly introduced dot .Ninja domain names, as ‘dangerous to national security.‘ Political circles in Pyongyang confirmed that dot .Ninja is the first and only gTLD to be banned in North Korea, per the orders given by the North Korean ruler, Kim Jong-un. “Supreme leader, Kim […]

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Dot .com treason: North Korean domainer fed to the dogs!

A North Korean domain pioneer – reputedly, the only domain holder other than Kim Jong Un – was executed over the weekend, by being fed to a pack of starving dogs. San Bong Ugh, who studied Cultural Communications at the university of Pyongyang, was praised by many North Koreans as the “dream and future” of […]

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North Korea aims rockets at ICANN 46 conference

The ICANN 46 agenda was disrupted earlier today, after news of an imminent North Korean missile launch made it to Beijing. Recent threats by North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, to take down the Internet were seen with a skeptical eye at first. Meanwhile, ICANN 46 participants aren’t taking any chances. “I don’t know what […]

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North Korea threatens to shut down the Internet!

In a new, brazen statement that reeks of hubris to the world, Kim Jong Un – the North Korean leader-by-birth – announced the imminent destruction of the Internet. “Capitalist America is corrupting the values of the people of the great Korean nation, and displays hatred towards its great military fighters,” said Kim Jong Un, calmly […]

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No more ‘Joint Ventures’ for North Koreans

Kim Jong Un, leader of the totalitarian nation of North Korea, declared all “joint ventures” null and void, as of today. Speaking at a dinner attended by Chinese politicians and technocrats, Kim Jong Un said in a stern voice: “American capitalists threaten the existence of the hard-working peoples of Korea, by introducing devious schemes to […]

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