ICANN apologizes for the streaming of pornography
ICANN officials apologized profusely, earlier tonight, after hardcore pornographic videos were streamed during the conference’s live feed. Somehow, scenes from the X-Rated movies “Dot Com Busters” and “Cybersquat This” made it into the live stream – totaling 7 minutes of hardcore footage. “It was an unfortunate mistake, after data streams from our hosting provider were […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Police brutality: Tased after registering domains!
A domainer in Portland, Oregeon was detained and was brutally tased at a mall, yesterday, according to various news media. Linus Brovadis, a programmer from Lithuania, decided to take advantage of a special domain registration offer, provided by a local ICANN-accredited registrar, High Times Domains. “I’m feeling ok now, but what can I say man, […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Domain Predictions for 2013
Time for the annual Domainer Alamanc! 😀 As long as the Mayans weren’t right and the world is spared from the December 21 holocaust, there are many wonderful things to look forward in the new year, 2013. Here are a few predictions about domain investment! 😀 Rick Schwartz buys back Candy.com from its owners, that […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Enom retires blonde “backpack girl” student photo
Domain registrar eNom has retired its almost decade old “backpack girl” from its future parked pages. The blonde stock photography subject, became an icon of expired domains, when it was first used by eNom eight years ago. Since then, a lot of water has passed under the bridge, not to mention that the original model […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Alert: Google bots attack domainers – take cover!
A series of attacks against domainers have been recorded this week, some of which are unfortunately lethal. The offending attacker is a series PND 3.1 Google bot, that has apparently acquired a new, positronic micro-code by Google. “I was assaulted without any provocation by those beasts, it was a horrible experience!” exclaimed Tim Dulton from […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Monday productivity skyrockets as Facebook crashes
Facebook crashed today for more than two hours, and millions of bored workers around the world returned to their tasks, being actually productive. According to Beeg-Dix Data Research, productivity for that 120 minute window went up 48.5%. “I wasn’t able to check out the page of Boo the dog for two damn hours, that’s a […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Frank Bottom – World’s oldest domainer
Frank Bottom “minds his own business” and starts his day by eating a large spoonful of honey and a glass of pure water. Then he takes a walk around the neighborhood of his east Louisville home, greeting every neighbor along the way. An hour or so later, after a session of light callisthenics, Frank Bottom […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Verisign: Didn’t know the US is part of commie North Korea!
Verisign’s profits will sustain a substantial loss, after the terms of renewing the lucrative contract excluded any annual increases in the cost of .com domains. The company stock was down on Friday, but recouped as much as 6.75% today. Company officials were still livid. “Had no idea the US is part of communist North Korea!” […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Francois rolls out Cleaning.com – the place to ‘launder’ domains
Francois, the French entrepreneur from the land of romance and fine cheese, has done it again. Not content with domaining, flipping and optioning, the French domainer’s new venue is now Cleaning.com. “Thought hard how plan work, and most people want sex fantasy of course with French maid,” said Francois during a phone conversation. “I mean, […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Francois: I own the trademark for Cyber Lundi!
Francois, the domain entrepreneur from the land of baguette, cheese and red wine, announced that he’s going after the so-called “Cyber Monday” users. “My company, I call, Cybertonic and for years I found abuse mark. Who Yankee use Cyber Lundi for my brand?” said Francois, while sipping on vanilla coffee at a Montmartre bistro. “This […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Wal-Mart rolls back the domain prices
Wal-Mart, the world’s largest retail and grocery store with revenues larger than most Middle-East nations, has deployed a post-Thanksgiving special for all domainers. “In agreement with Network Solutions, we’re now reselling domain name registrations,” said Frank Bithlo of Wal-Mart headquarters. “For every pile of towels made in China that you buy, you gain 10 credits […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Dallas Cowboys to buy Cowboys.com ?
The Dallas Cowboys faced a humiliating defeat yesterday, to the Washington Redskins. “We lost, fair and square, look at what Robert Griffin III did!” exclaimed Rob Ryan, coach for the Cowboys. “We need the support of our fans, which started thinking the entire team is gay, after visiting Cowboys.com, what’s up with that???” he added, […]
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