In the name of the Domain Lord: Preaching to the Domain Choir
Good morning, my fellow brothers and sisters in domaining. This is Father Domainicus with a special message about gTLDs. As you know, the monstrosity that calls itself “I Can” has been sitting on its corporate laurels for ten whole years, debating the introduction of new domain extensions. This, my domain children, is like 911 taking […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Glorious days ahead for Domainers
Good afternoon, my domaining children. This is Father Domainicus with an important Sunday message. Some of you might expect the sermon to be about money and unadulterated traffic, but I’d rather disappoint you than lie to you. Unlike some of those voices out there that profess “huge returns” for your “pure traffic” I will bring […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Domainers: It is Time for Moderation!
Good evening, my brothers and sisters in Domaining. This is Father Domainicus with a casual yet important Sunday sermon. As you know, Daryl Dean Dickleberry – known as Daryl the Drunk Domainer – passed away two days ago. Today was his funeral, which I attended. Daryl was a wonderful young man, with a promising future; […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus on the End of the Domain World (as we know it)
Greetings my children in Domaining. This is Father Domainicus with an urgent Saturday morning message. We live in strange times, my brothers and sisters. The PPC industry is pulling a “Sodom and Gomorrah” war on our humble clicks. We are being forced to sell our domain assets. One such sale led Daryl Dean Dickberry – […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: The body is holy!
My dear domain brothers and sisters, I greet you with an early Thursday morning message. In the past few days, I’ve witnessed a large amount of hatred coming from those amongst you that despise Osama bin Laden. Truly, the man is now deceased and a man’s hand took him per the will of our Domain […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.The Domain Lord and the Twelve Domain Disciples
Good morning, my children in domaining. This is Father Domainicus with a special Easter message. As we’re heading towards the day of the Crucifixion of our Domain Lord – which is on Good Friday, tomorrow – it’s remarkable how many domainers are still searching Google for unrelated Easter elements. One such silly and unnatural element […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Greedy Domainers: You will not take them with you
Good Sunday afternoon, my brothers in domaining. This is Father Domainicus with a hastily-prepared Sunday sermon. As Easter is upon us, I ask you all: is greed worth an afterlife of torture in domain Hayl? Alas, most domainers don’t consider the single most important fact of life: Death. Do not feel intimidated or despaired, my […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.The Holy Church of Groupon is a reality!
Good afternoon my children in Domaining! This is Father Domainicus with a special Thursday sermon. I seize this opportunity to reach out to you as it’s the last week before Easter begins. And you know what Google thinks of Easter: it’s when the Easter Bunny starts painting eggs. Alas, our Domain Lord has a different […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: The Domain End is Near
My dearest domainer children, this is Father Domainicus and I welcome you to yet another Sunday sermon. This time, it’s so early that the birds are still asleep – all while the ever-busy domainers are still awake testing out keywords and analyzing PPC conversion charts. I know how you want to be successful and produce […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: A few Domain Questions
Good evening, my brothers and sisters in domaining – this is Father Domainicus with yet another Sunday sermon. On this fine Sunday evening, I will touch on the subject of seeking direction. As domainer children of the Domain Lord we often lose our bearings and need a guiding hand. We often ask questions and need […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Love all Domainers
My dear brothers and sisters in Domaining, this is Father Domainicus with a special message on this special Wednesday morning. Some of you might be enjoying a hearty breakfast at TRAFFIC South Beach, right before heading home, contemplating that amazing Flowers.mobi sale. Others, might be registering your first domain of the day, trying to avoid […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Sunday night thoughts – With Father Domainicus
Good evening, all ye children of domaining. As you are consumed by the passion of the spherical goddess, the soccer ball, remember that our Domain Lord banished the idols a long time ago. Of course, I am certain, that our Lord would kick a mean ball or two, if only he wanted to raise some […]
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