My Google romance with Tyroneiqua
Posted by DomainGang on September 16, 2010, at 8:45 pm
Girl, you’re so special. It’s true. When you took my order at Captain D’s I loved how you sang the words one by one, confirming my 2 piece fish dinner. When I axxed – sorry, I meant asked – for a serving of jalapeno poppers, your giggling voice told me to please proceed at the […]
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Revealed: The biggest Enemy of every Domain conference
Posted by DomainGang on September 9, 2010, at 3:06 pm
When people gather at one place in order to socialize, they are aware of the personal space everyone needs. It’s the American way. At domainer conferences, however, where people from all over the world gather in order to discuss the latest and greatest in domains, a grave danger awaits in the darkness. What is this […]
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10 Signs of a Non-Buying domain bidder
Posted by DomainGang on July 28, 2010, at 8:45 am
You’ve probably received these offers before; big, fat promises that begin with a coy inquiry about one of your most precious domain jewels. As you type up that response email, you get excited over the potential of a sizable sale. It all fits together, the offer comes from a non-generic email and the inquiry is […]
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The 7 Dirty Words of Domaining
Posted by DomainGang on July 14, 2010, at 2:25 pm
There is no FCC to control what goes in and what comes out in the domain blogosphere. Unlike television, the Internet is a relatively free, open medium. The original seven words you weren’t allowed to broadcast on television, along with the background story on what caused their ban can be found in this humorous post. […]
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Top 10 Ways to respond to a Lowball Offer
Posted by DomainGang on June 22, 2010, at 12:12 pm
As domainers, we receive them all the time: the much-dreaded, despicable, nerve-wracking offers that don’t even take into account the cost of renewing the domain. The Lowball Offers. They arrive via emails, phonecalls or via online venues such as Sedo, GoDaddy, Network Solutions or Afternic. Lowball offers are several zeros short of a full price, […]
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The Great Firewall of China: What offer letters about .cn domains mean
Posted by DomainGang on April 8, 2010, at 8:53 pm
The following email was sent to a domainer and was posted at DNForum. While slightly believable by some, it entails a method of psychological warfare well-practiced by car salesmen, in order to convince the email recipient that somehow their brand is in imminent danger. Dear Sir/Madam I’m sorry to disturb you so abrupt. We are […]
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Early morning Gymnastics for the Lazy Domainer
Posted by DomainGang on March 31, 2010, at 5:20 am
Finally, you made it out of bed before the light of day hits your lazy butt through the window! Welcome to a brand new series of daily musings: Gymnastics for the Lazy Domainer. Every morning, around 5 o’clock, we will provide you with exercises that you can do from the leisure of your own home. […]
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Gender-bending on the Internet: The Ballad of Stephanie & Bobby
Posted by DomainGang on March 24, 2010, at 11:38 am
Stephanie was in distress. The loss of her parents in an fiery car accident left her an orphan at a young age. She was raised by her paternal grandfather, whose chronic ailments brought on many bills she was struggling to assist with. At the young age of 20, she had already become a mother and […]
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WebSite in a Box – Full Scale Websites in Minutes!
Posted by DomainGang on March 14, 2010, at 12:31 am
Imagine launching not one, not two but hundreds of full scale websites at the touch of a few buttons. Now the impossible is POSSIBLE with Website in a Box! Website in a Box includes the following documents, features and files to help get you started on your mass developed domain portfolio: Prefilled 100 page business […]
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MasterDating – Domainer Dating Package
Posted by DomainGang on February 12, 2010, at 1:16 pm
Stay ahead in the dating game. Find available women easier and faster. Use the MasterDating package to research and conquer women that you can flip, hold or cuddle with at night. You can even use it to start your own “Dating” service. Hi. My name is Tia Wood and like you I sleep alone in […]
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How to be an Auction Hotshot Domainer
Posted by DomainGang on February 8, 2010, at 12:55 pm
You’ve read these impressive statements before, coming from the usual suspects: “I would have bid $30,000 on BigBallsDomainer.com but I didn’t, because [ … ]” or “Whoah! DataDataData.tv is on Namejet auction, it will surely be a bidding war! Don’t miss it.” Hold on. You’ve just witnessed an “Auction Hotshot Domainer” statement. In other words, […]
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How to be an Uber-Domainer – The Quick Guide to Success
Posted by DomainGang on February 4, 2010, at 1:34 pm
Although it can be argued that uber-domainers are not made but are born, this elite class of domain entrepreneurs that well exceed the expectations of average domainers requires a detailed study. Through their success and passion, such uber-domainers as Frank Schilling, Rick Schwartz, Dr. Kevin Ham – also known as the man who owns the […]
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