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Frank Schilling: Giving away a free dot .tattoo was never easier

Posted by on December 23, 2013, at 2:04 pm 

Uniregistry is gearing up for a public launch of both dot .sexy and dot .tattoo in the new year; the gTLD behemoth in the making is now promoting both gTLDs as “must have” for fans and professionals alike. “Giving away a free .tattoo domain was never easier, people love having all types of tattoos on […]

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Bina Bitterman: Your domains stink and so do you!

Posted by on December 21, 2013, at 9:34 pm 

Domainer darlings, this is Bina Bitterman on a boring Saturday evening, enjoying an aperitif  here in snow-covered New York. I’ll be quick and to the point: your domain names stink, and your personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired. As an elitist Domain Socialite, I can tell which of you don’t take a shower […]

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Going to NamesCon? Stay off the beans!

Posted by on December 19, 2013, at 2:41 pm 

It’s no secret that a domain investor’s worst enemy is none other than body odor. With several hundred domainers expected to attend NamesCon, the premier domain conference of 2014, now it’s the time to ensure that you don’t smell bad while socializing with others, in Las Vegas. In the past, we promoted Domainax, the budget […]

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Domainers: 99.9% of polls are bullshit, according to a poll

Posted by on December 17, 2013, at 2:09 pm 

A new poll surveying domainers shows that “99.9% of domainer polls are pure and utter bullshit.” New media company, Poll Pullers, conducted the poll via phone, between November 1st and November 21st, contacting more than 25,000 domainers in the process. The sample selected resided in the US, Canada, the UK, France and India. “We believe […]

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Christmas miracle: Deleted Church domains get restored

Posted by on December 16, 2013, at 10:04 am 

A group of church-owned domains deleted by the Registry – that is, erased from the Verisign database – have somehow reappeared, active and with the original registration date. In a remarkable case that many call “a Christmas miracle”, the domain names vanished from the database on Friday afternoon, around 6:30pm Eastern. “Many might think that […]

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Bina Bitterman: Hush now, domain prima donnas!

Posted by on December 14, 2013, at 9:55 am 

Is it Christmas yet, domainer darlings? Most of you will be getting coal for the Holidays, so maybe I should just go shopping in Paris, France, while you manically count your dollar bills from flipping domains. What an uncouth practice, that ‘flipping’ word. It just reeks of peasantry and I, Bina Bitterman, have no time […]

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GoDaddy HQ suffer crucial hit by Arizona meteorite

Posted by on December 11, 2013, at 11:54 am 

A large meteorite, weighing 800lbs or more, exploded on the ground in Scottsdale, Arizona, yesterday – very close to the GoDaddy headquarters. Dozens of GoDaddy employees left their cubicles, in an apparent attempt to capture photos of the incident, or as an excuse to have a smoke break. Chaos ensued. “We were never in danger, […]

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Domain hospital: Verisign denies rumors that .com is dead

Posted by on December 9, 2013, at 9:37 am 

Verisign, managers of both the .com and the .net domain name space, vehemently denied rumors that dot .com is dead, earlier today. “Our latest hospital report clearly shows that dot .com is alive, despite its current comatose status,” exclaimed Verisign spokesman, Varth Dader. “There is definitely some brain activity, there is a pulse, and the […]

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Bina Bitterman: Aron darling, domain names and holidays are highly illiquid

Posted by on December 8, 2013, at 2:18 pm 

Great day to be alive and shopping, domainer darlings. Then again, I’m Bina Bitterman – the Domain Socialite – and I always use American Express Centurion for all of my 5th Avenue shopping. Holidays are quite boring, and illiquid. As I understand it, you poor domainers don’t have enough cash in hand to pay for your […]

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Donuts, Inc. adds .Cronut to its gTLD portfolio of pending applications

Posted by on December 6, 2013, at 11:52 am 

Donuts, Inc. – the largest gTLD player in the new expansion of the Internet domain lanes – is expanding its domain offerings, once again. The addition of dot .Cronut will be a pleasant surprise to the numerous fans of the popular crispy dessert, that often wait in line at 4:00am in New York for a […]

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Bitcoin plummets on confirmed news of Nelson Mandela’s death

Posted by on December 6, 2013, at 12:03 am 

Bitcoin, the digital pseudo-currency that is mined using sophisticated ‘ASIC’ computers, displayed once again signs of severe volatility tonight, after news of Nelson Mandela’s demise spread around the globe. “There are implications, when behemoth leaders like Nelson Mandela leave this earthly plane for good, which gravely affect the Bitcoin exchange rate,” said John Sayks of […]

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The Domain Future: Domainer Almanac 2014

Posted by on December 3, 2013, at 2:34 pm 

Now that both Black Friday and Cybermonday are a distant memory, the Holiday Season is upon us. ‘Tis the season to be jolly and the right time to post our remarkably accurate predictions for the wonderful world of domaining! Without further ado, we present you the 2014 Edition of the prestigious DomainGang Domainer Almanac! 😀 […]

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