Father Domainicus: Damned be the flu virus to all eternity
It is late Sunday evening, my brothers and sisters in domaining; once, I was told that by prayer and abstinence I would conquer any abysmal depth caused by the flu virus. Alas, as a domainer of the clergy, I am often exposed to fellow members of our congregation, and such an active involvement in the […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: One small step for Domaining
Good Sunday afternoon, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus with a message that reaches out to the Heavens. As you may know, our brother Neil Armstrong is no longer with us. Unlike the drug-pumping, cheating liar Lance, this Armstrong did everything with the dignity that a US Astronaut possesses. Long before […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Domain scammers shall perish
Good Sunday morning, my domaining children; this is Father Domainicus delivering the word of our Domain Lord. The news should make domainers rejoice: Scammer Starlita Similien was arrested in Panama City, Florida, after defrauding innocent entrepreneurs. Today’s sermon is about honesty and integrity in domaining. When you feel compelled to deviate from the Right Way […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: The pitiful results of the dot .JUNK auction
Good Sunday morning, my brothers and sisters in domaining, this is Father Domainicus with an important recap about a particular domain auction. During the past several weeks, many members of our domainer congregation received several email messages, urging them to bid on .JUNK domains. The emails, sent by Marysa Lykhas – a blonde woman from […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Domaining and the God(damn) Particle
Good afternoon, my brothers and sisters in domaining, this is Father Domainicus delivering a Sunday sermon, blessed from lovely Florida. I’ll get right to the point: Domainers ask me if the so-called ‘God Particle‘ will affect domaining in the coming years. They are concerned that such a revelation will alter the entire world – including […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Brotherly tips for a new domainer
Greetings, my brothers and sisters in domaining. This is Father Domainicus and I have an important message, this very first day of summer. Many newcomers to domaining aren’t certain about which way to go. Like with every other industry, direction is provided in many variations. In other words, there are good directions and bad directions. […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: The Domainer Sodomites and the route to Salvation
Good morning, my brothers and sisters in Domaining; what a beautiful Sunday this is, and I am delighted to bring you a good-hearted Sunday sermon. As you know, spammers pretending to be domain investors are speculating on your current investments. While it is prudent to view every email and examine it carefully, for it might […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: ICANN sinned in the eyes of our Domain Lord!
Good evening, my brothers and sisters in Domaining – this is Father Domainicus with a special message after a long hiatus from domaining. Many faithful domainers ask me, if they should apply for the new gTLDs that ICANN promotes so heavily. Each one costs $185,000 to secure. And yet, my domaining children, ICANN failed to […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: Those that register the URL of a 3 year old are evil
Good Sunday evening, my brothers and sisters in domaining. This is Father Domainicus with a short and sweet message. As I pulled my chair in front of my computer, despite having mowed the lawn earlier at the local church festival, I could not help but ponder on the evil in people. Some sassy lass from […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: All praise Moses!
Good Sunday, my fellow brothers and sisters in Domaining. This is Father Domainicus with an important message. The other day I was perusing the writings of Brother Michael, at TheDomains.com Brother Michael is a mellow domain evangelist with a strong heart and an even stronger domain portfolio. For some reason, Brother Michael was being attacked […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus: The illuminati of SOPA are at the Gates!
Good Thursday morning, my brothers and sisters in Domaining. This is Father Domainicus with an urgent message to all. The illuminati behind the attempt to dissect, divide and destroy the online network blessed by our Domain Lord are at it again. The SOPA bill that sent millions of Wikipedia visitors overcome with final exam anxiety […]
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.Father Domainicus and the Rise of the Old Guard
Good evening my brothers and sisters in Domaining. This is Father Domainicus with a special, important message about new developments at our Congregation. As you may have read, the sister parish of NamePros is under new management, with Father Ron retiring from delivering the daily sermons. Father Matt, an exceptional spiritual leader of the Bodis […]
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